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Saturday, October 23, 2010

Funny Car Synonyms


BMW
Burn My Wallet
Bought My Wife
Bring More Women 
Buy More Women

HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again 
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand: Nothing’s Drivable And Inexpensive

KIA
Keep It Away! 
Korean Imitation Accord 
Korea’s Imported Accident 
Killed In ActionKeep Inside Asia

LOTUS 

Loads Of Trouble, Usually Serious   

MITSUBISHI 
Manufactured In Taiwan Sold Under British Influence Shipped Here Incomplete 
May Involve Turbos, Suck Unless Boost Is Seriously High Inside

NISSAN
Need I Say Something About Nothing 

Source: Automotive Synonyms